13. Korn - Life Is Peachy
Fact: Any creepy scene can always be made creepier by the addition of a little kid.

12. The Beatles - Yesterday and Today
One wonders what this little upstart band from Liverpool could have accomplished if they hadn't pulled the notorious "butcher cover" from the shelves almost immediately.

11. Cantigas De Roda - Ca Re Qui Nha
The look of horror on that child's face at the site of a gargantuan clown says it all.

10. The Minster's Quartet - Let Him Touch Me
"Him" is probably Ted Haggard.

09. Daniel De Carlo - One Night of Love
More like "One Night of Teen Wolf Role Playing."

08. Pat Cooper - Spaghetti Sauce & Other Delights
OK, so this is a blatant parody of a Herb Alpert album called Whipped Cream & Other Delights, but if you saw this without context, you'd stay away from the Olive Garden for at least a few weeks.

07. Herbie Mann - Push Push
What? Just a man and his flute hanging out naked. What's wrong with that?

06. Jimmy Rhodes - Plays for Deborah
Let's not to jump to conclusions; it could be a very sweet gesture toward his daughter. It's not like he's smoking and drinking and holding the hand of an clearly underage girl or anything ...

05. John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday
... oh. Yikes.

04. NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo
Worst PETA ad ever.

03. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
Richard D. James, aka Aphex Twin, has too many creepy album covers to choose from, so here's his face superimposed on a swimsuit model. Enjoy.

02. The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real
Coincidentally, this is exactly what hell looks like.

01. Scorpions - Animal Magnetism
We don't know what makes this album cover so creepy -- the bottle of beer in his hand, the not-quite-age-of-consent appearance of the girl, the hand in the back pocket, or the dead look in that dog's eyes -- but this is No. 1. Oh well, it's not like the Scorpions had any other questionable album covers ...