Oasis: The Best Liam and Noel Gallagher Insults
"Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight." So said Liam Gallagher some years ago of his turbulent relationship with his brother and bandmate Noel.
Ever since Oasis split in 2009, the brothers have been at each other's throats in the media, trash talking one another's new projects (Liam with Beady Eye and Noel with his solo project) and trading blame for the demise of one of the more talented bands of the last 20 years.
Regardless of whose side you take, one thing's for sure, the whole thing has been damn entertaining!
So who's the better insult artist? Check out the photo gallery below and tell us who you think got the best of his brother in the comments!
Noel (on Liam): "He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup."
Liam (on Noel): "Noel's got an old man vibe going on, our kid. Big woolly jumpers and cardigans...Terry Wogan, Val Doonican shit."
Noel (on Liam): "I read these interviews with him and I don’t know who the guy is who’s in these interviews, he seems really cool, because the guy I’ve been in a band with for the last 18 years is a fucking knobhead."
Liam (on Noel): "Shitbag."
Noel (on Liam): "Liam's gotten all religious. It's quite disturbing. He thinks he's Abel for some weird reason. He wrote a new song called "Guess God Thinks I'm Abel." And I thought, "Right, so you think you're Abel. That must make me Cain. Doesn't Cain kill Abel?" But then the first line of that song is "You could be my lover." I'm not too sure about that. That's illegal, innit? It's kind of illegal for two brothers to make love. It's certainly frowned upon."
Liam (on Noel): "We had a ding-dong in the airport and I think he started crying then - that was it - doesn't travel with me [on tour] any more."
Noel (on Liam): "Well, Liam talks a lot, doesn't he? ... Unfortunately for Liam, he's a born liar."
Liam (on Noel): "I’ve heard his fucking new record ’cos I fucking sung on half of it. Fucking nonsense. When I was in America for Dig Out Your Soul, he swiped some off because he obviously knew he wanted to do a solo album."
Noel (on Liam): "I do all the work so it’s only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome."
Liam (on Noel): “I’m a better singer than him [Noel]. I’m the man, man.”
Liam: "Noel Gallagher can be a little bitch."