Ted Nugent Cleared by Secret Service



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"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. If you can't go home and get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration, I don't even know what you're made out of."

I remember reading this quote but I thought it was something Ted said along the lines of cutting peoples heads off in November that sent the Secret Service running to investigate The Motor City Madman.

That said, everything seems hunky dory now. But here is how I read between the lines using some sarcasm.

"The meeting could not have gone better,"

The Secret Service brought foreign hookers, Ted brought underage ones.

"I thanked them for their service, we shook hands and went about our business."

Then the hookers attacked the Secret Service and Ted for non payment.

"God bless the good federal agents wherever they may be."

Right. All the good Federal Agents went to Heaven 'cuz if there were ANY good federal agents on the U.S.Payroll today they would be investigating/prosecuting/jailing Bush, Cheney, Paulsson, Geithner, Wall Street/Banking thieves, and most of the Obama mob.

MOST of the U.S. population must be infected with Cat Scratch Fever.
Why do I say that ? Because we haven't stood up to get these mother fuckers in Washington straightened out to do what they were elected to do by helping the country/U.S. Citizens prosper and NOT their own personal bank accounts. Therefore, we are all (stealing this from Spiro Agnew) "Pusalanimous Pussycats" !!!

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