Video: New FedEx Commercial Features Fake Black Metal Band

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Black metal and golf. It just makes sense doesn't it?

This new ad from FedEx has hit viral status today in the metal blogosphere, so we couldn't resist sharing with you all and getting your thoughts.

The commercial depicts a metal band — presumably black metal — dealing with a manager who's none to happy about the group's hardcore love of golf, asking, "How am I supposed to sell you guys as the most dangerous band in the world when you're seen schlepping golf clubs through the airport?"

What do you think of the ad? Watch it below and let us know what you think in the comments.

Josh Hart
Josh Hart

Josh Hart is a former web producer and staff writer for Guitar World and Guitar Aficionado magazines (2010–2012). He has since pursued writing fiction under various pseudonyms while exploring the technical underpinnings of journalism, now serving as a senior software engineer for The Seattle Times.

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