Today we have a new video from Jared Dines, the Internet bloke (my term) who brought you "Things Bass Players Say in the Studio,""Things Parents Say to Metal Musicians" and the ever-popular "Things Guitarists Say in the Studio."
Check out "Things Musicians Say to Girls" below. Dines posted it to YouTube last month.
I can semi-honestly say that I've used at least three of these horrible lines ...
For more videos by Dines, be sure to follow him on YouTube. In fact, we've gone ahead and included another recent Dines production, "Djent 2015," below. Enjoy!