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Things Musicians Say to Girls — Video

Today we have a new video from Jared Dines, the Internet bloke (my term) who brought you "Things Bass Players Say in the Studio,""Things Parents Say to Metal Musicians" and the ever-popular "Things Guitarists Say in the Studio."

Check out "Things Musicians Say to Girls" below. Dines posted it to YouTube last month.

I can semi-honestly say that I've used at least three of these horrible lines ...

For more videos by Dines, be sure to follow him on YouTube. In fact, we've gone ahead and included another recent Dines production, "Djent 2015," below. Enjoy!

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Damian is Editor-in-Chief of Guitar World magazine. In past lives, he was GW’s managing editor and online managing editor. He's written liner notes for major-label releases, including Stevie Ray Vaughan's 'The Complete Epic Recordings Collection' (Sony Legacy) and has interviewed everyone from Yngwie Malmsteen to Kevin Bacon (with a few memorable Eric Clapton chats thrown into the mix). Damian, a former member of Brooklyn's The Gas House Gorillas (opens in new tab), was the sole guitarist in Mister Neutron (opens in new tab), a trio that toured the U.S. and released three albums (opens in new tab). He now plays in two NYC-area bands.