Review: Way Huge's Smalls Conspiracy Theory Professional Overdrive is a full-bodied and rich overdrive pedal

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By the time you read this, the planned raid, Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us - which gained traction on Facebook - will have become a somewhat serious movement to break into the top-secret U.S. base in the southern Nevada desert. Over a million Americans - responding online - expressed interest in participating in this mock event to end all speculation on what extraterrestrial forms of life the government has been hiding from us for all these years. 

What will they find!?! The many U.F.O.s we’ve marveled at in photos?! Aliens in all shapes and sizes stacked 10 bodies high?! Oooh, the thought alone makes the aluminum foil wrapped around my head spin! Well, for now, I’m going to put my X-Files proclivities aside and concentrate on my conspiracy theories, namely, a new one I’ve uncovered known as the Way Huge Smalls Conspiracy Theory Professional Overdrive pedal. And between you and me, it’s so good, and so transparent in its naturally overdriven crunch, we need to keep this one under wraps, got it?

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